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So you’ve got one day to go blow a fat wad at Vegas and have the time of your life. Can you do it? Well, according to writer Allison Duck from the Caesar’s Palace blog, you can do it all and then some right at Caesar’s Palace from sunup to sundown.

Okay, so what does a 24-hour, non-stop tour of Vegas at Caesar’s Palace look like?

Well, here’s a brief itinerary:

  1. 3 p.m. – 4 p.m.
  2. Check in at the hotel.

  3. 4 p.m. – 5 p.m.
  4. Place a bet on your favorite team at the Race & Sports Bar.

  5. 5 p.m. – 6 p.m.
  6. Have a drink at Alto, the largest bar at Caesar’s Palace.

  7. 6 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.
  8. Have a bone-in porterhouse, New York strip, Black Angus filet, or the Gotham rib eye on the bone at the Old Homestead Steakhouse.

  9. 7:30 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.
  10. Watch your fave celebrity perform at the Colosseum.

  11. 10 p.m. – 11:30 p.m.
  12. Have a cigar and whisky at the Montecristo Cigar Bar.

  13. 11:30 p.m. – 2 a.m.
  14. Head over to Omnia Nightclub and dance your ass off.

  15. 2 a.m. – 3 a.m.
  16. Sleep?!? What the fuck is that? Head over to Cleopatra’s Barge for even more drinks and dancing, you pussy!

  17. 5 a.m. – 8 a.m.
  18. Order some hangover relief in the form of a Bloody Mary and a cocktail that’s actually called The Hangover Cure. Your drunk ass ain’t going to bed yet!

  19. 8 a.m. – 10 a.m.
  20. Pig out on exquisitely scrumptious breakfast fare at the Bacchanal Buffet.

  21. 10 a.m. – 1 p.m.
  22. Head over to the poker room and win another $1,500 for another 24-hour round of Vegas fun.

  23. 1 p.m. – 2 p.m.
  24. Have lunch at Gordon Ramsay Pub & Grill — and, if you’re lucky, you might just catch him ripping into someone in the kitchen.

  25. 2 p.m. – 3 p.m.
  26. Take a dip at the Garden of the Gods Pool Oasis. Just make sure you don’t pass out and drown. Good luck! 😉

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